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10:37am September 14, 2014

ladyhistory:

The Return of the Captioned Adventures of George Washington

PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV | PART V | PART VI | PART VII | PART VIII | PART IX | PART X | PART XI | PART XII | PART XIII | PART XIV | PART XV | PART XVI

10:31am September 14, 2014

fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

10:30am September 14, 2014

vvhitechicks:

majere636:

vvhitechicks:

if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate

as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate

actual scientific proof

10:29am September 14, 2014

Sam + smiles 

10:28am September 14, 2014
chilledcoolcat:

draycen:

cobainn:

cup0fnoodles:

fatallywhimsical:

astrospection:

ATTENTION: SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW. THIS IS NOT OK I HAVE FOUR DOGS AND I WOULD KILL THE BASTARD WHO TRIES TO HARM THEM OR ANY OTHER ANIMAL. SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE.

KEEP ALL ANIMALS INDOORS ON HALLOWEEN
Whether or not this Pit Bull thing is legit (it probably is—people love any reason to kill Pits), it’s just a good idea to keep all your animals—dogs, cats, whatever—indoors on Halloween evening and night. 
There are some really gross people out there who will use Halloween, or the night before Halloween, as an “excuse” to kill domestic animals for fun.
I had a friend who left her cat outside during the day on Halloween and didn’t make it home until after dark, and by the time she returned someone or a group of people had killed it. Don’t take any chances with your pets. 

Fuck, this pisses me off

if anybody thinks of coming near my dog they are in for a rude awakening 

If anyone hurts my dogs I hurt them

I am so sickened by this.

chilledcoolcat:

draycen:

cobainn:

cup0fnoodles:

fatallywhimsical:

astrospection:

ATTENTION: SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW. THIS IS NOT OK I HAVE FOUR DOGS AND I WOULD KILL THE BASTARD WHO TRIES TO HARM THEM OR ANY OTHER ANIMAL. SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE.

KEEP ALL ANIMALS INDOORS ON HALLOWEEN

Whether or not this Pit Bull thing is legit (it probably is—people love any reason to kill Pits), it’s just a good idea to keep all your animals—dogs, cats, whatever—indoors on Halloween evening and night. 

There are some really gross people out there who will use Halloween, or the night before Halloween, as an “excuse” to kill domestic animals for fun.

I had a friend who left her cat outside during the day on Halloween and didn’t make it home until after dark, and by the time she returned someone or a group of people had killed it. Don’t take any chances with your pets. 

Fuck, this pisses me off

if anybody thinks of coming near my dog they are in for a rude awakening 

If anyone hurts my dogs I hurt them

I am so sickened by this.

10:25am September 14, 2014

- Why didn’t you tell me this sooner?! Why did you hide it?! Why?!
- Because I knew you would cry.

7:11pm September 13, 2014

vegas-liqhts:

this is by far my favorite comment on the video

7:08pm September 13, 2014

favorite pictures of joe trohman 10/∞

favorite pictures of joe trohman 10/

7:06pm September 13, 2014

asspunker:

furpther proof pete wentz has the nicest smile in the entire world (x)
6:10pm September 12, 2014

theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

6:09pm September 12, 2014

bogusjake:

you know what i want?? a representation of the seven deadly sins where for once lust isnt the only woman and is instead a horny friendzone dudebro

6:09pm September 12, 2014
  • me: *sniffs air*
  • me: ah september
  • me: the time where bugs die
  • me: and tv shows gradually return from hiatus
  • me: aaah